The hubby bought a hand gun yesterday.

Me - "Just a couple years ago you had no guns. Now you have, what, 20?"

Hubby - "Seven. We need more in case the world ends."

Me - "So if the world ends we'll have seven guns but no stock of food or emergency supplies?"

Hubby - "What if thats not how the world ends? What if the world ends because everyone is turning into a zombie? I don't want to be swinging an ax all day. You can swing an ax at the zombies if you want."

Me - "I don't want to swing an ax all day either. I'll shoot a zombie."

Hubby - "That's what I'm saying. See, we need more guns. To shoot zombies."