I was watching Fergie perform on the Today Show and I thought wow, I would kill to have a body like that. She was all crawling around on the stage and dancing very seductively while I wondered how she moved in those skin tight pants. Then I saw the small children at the front of the stage watching her ass because as she was crawling that was the body part shaking in their faces and I was uncomfortable. I wanted to scream "Family friendly! Not MTV! Family Friendly" but alas, she continued to crawl and shake herself all around those little boys who are now much more grown up than they were before their parents took them to the Today show this morning.